heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

waynesworld1992:

my anaconda dont want none unless u got nugs hun

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magicul:

when someone screenshots your snapchat

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puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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  • mom: honey why do you stay up so late
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: because sometimes Beyoncé releases raNDOM SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HAVE TO BE PREPARED FOR THAT

rosaparking:

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

dale!

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